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all of the things you see below the page titles.
Time is of the
essence! Comb your hair.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Repent! The end is coming, $9.95 at Amazon.
Honesty blurts where deception sneezes.
Pastry satisfies where art is unavailable.
Delete not, lest you, too, be deleted.
O! Youth! What a pain in the backside.
Wishes are like goldfish with propellors.
You can only be young once, but you can be immature FOREVER!
Invention is the mother of too many useless toys.
Always remember you're unique; just like everybody else.
The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes
after a nuclear war.
In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on
the back of the $5 bill.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
It's better to have loved and lost than to never step on the big
Roses are reddish, violets are bluish if it wasn't for Christmas we
would all be Jewish.
You know what they say about people who think they are always
right; they're delusional.
Who made the English language and did they misspell anything?