What if you were walking up the steps but you never got any closer to the top, so you kept walking and walking and walking but you still never got any closer so you decided to turn around and walk back down but you never got any closer to the bottom so you kept walking and walking and walking but you never got any farther so you decide to turn around and walk to the top of the steps and you keep walking and walking but you never get any closer to the top but you keep walking and walking and walking and walking but you still never get anywhere...what would you do?

swimming

What if you were swimming down the lane, and you could see the lane lines moving as you pass them, and you could see the line on the bottom of the pool as you swim forward, and when you look ahead you can see the other end of the pool getting closer and closer, but when you look back you haven't moved and inch. So you keep swimming and swimming and swimming, and when you look back you still haven't moved forward an inch so you keep swimming and swimming and swimming and the lane lines keep passing you on both sides, and the line of the bottom of the pool is passing under you, and the other end of the pool keeps getting closer and closer and closer but you just can't seem to get to it and when you turn around you still haven't moved an inch so you keep swimming and swimming and swimming and the other end gets closer and closer but remains out of reach and when you look back to find you still haven't moved an inch you see a giant fat kid getting ready to jump on you so you face forward and swim harder and harder and harder and harder and when you look back the fat kid is getting ready to jump on you, so you swim and swim and swim and swim and swim and swim and the other end seems to get closer and closer but when you turn around you see the fat kid getting ready to jump on you, so you swim and swim anticipating the fat kid to hit you any second but when you turn around he is getting ready to jump on you so you keep swimming and swimming and swimming and swimming and swimming and swimming...what would you do?

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driving

What if you were driving down the road and you see a house pass by on your right and you see the lines on the road pass beside you car and you see the telephone poles pass above your head and then you see the house pass by on your right and you see the road ahead of you slowly getting longer and you look on your right to see the same house pass by again and again but as you look ahead you can see many different kinds of houses on either side of the road but as you look to your right you see the same house pass by again and again and the road ahead still seems to slowly be getting longer and longer so you step on the gas and drive faster and faster and you see the lines pass beside the car and the telephone wires pass above your head and the same house passes by on your right again and again and again and again and the end of the road is nowhere in sight so you step on the gas and drive faster and faster and faster and regardless of all the other houses on the street you keep passing the same one over and over and over and over and over and over and the end of the road keeps getting farther and farther and farther away and you drive faster and faster and faster but the road gets farther and farther and farther and farther away...what would you do?

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turn over

What if you were laying in bed, facing your wall, thinking away about everything that went on today, and you start to get a little uncomfortable on that side so you go to turn towards the open room but find your self turning towards the wall. So you turn yourself over to face away from the wall to give that side a rest from holding you on that side and you find yourself facing the wall again, so you turn away from the wall only to find yourself turning towards the wall and every time you turn away from the wall you always turn to find yourself turning into the wall, and you can't get yourself to face the open room. Then you hear a noise and your not sure what it is so you try and turn to see it but you find yourself facing the wall again and you can hear this snarl-like growl getting closer and closer but every time you turn to face the open room to see what is heading right for you, you end up turning into the wall and you can't face the open room and you hear this animal noise getting closer and closer and closer and there is nothing you can do but keep turning away from the wall only to find yourself turning into the wall so you turn away from the wall only to find yourself turning into the wall so you turn away from the wall hoping to find out what fate has in store for you with this animal or beast that is getting closer and closer but every time you turn away from the wall you find yourself turning into the wall never able to see what is slowly creeping up behind you...what would you do?

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spaghetti

What if you sat down to eat supper and for supper you are having spaghetti, so being how you are you stick your fork right in the middle of the large plate of spaghetti that you have prepared for yourself and you swirl the fork wrapping the spaghetti around the end of the fork and of course you take this big ball of spaghetti and shove it into your mouth, and of course there is some hanging out so what do you do but start to slurp it, but as you slurp this long strand of spaghetti you notice it is not getting any smaller and the pile of spaghetti on your plate is also not getting any smaller but you cannot stop slurping so you figure that the strands will end sometime soon and you keep slurping and slurping and slurping but the pile of spaghetti never gets any smaller and the strand of spaghetti leading toward your mouth just keeps coming and coming and coming and you keep slurping and slurping and slurping and there is nothing you can do because you can't help but suck this spaghetti into your mouth and you start to feel a little full but you can't stop slurping and you figure that it has to end any minute now but the pile isn't getting any smaller and the spaghetti just keeps coming and coming and coming and then out of the corner of your eye you notice that a pot you left on the stove has boiled over and the grease has caught on fire and the fire starts to spread to the cabinets and you know you must grab the fire extinguisher but you can't stop slurping the spaghetti and the strand never ends and the plate is not emptying but your house is on fire and the fire starts to spread to the surrounding walls and draperies and you know you must get out but you can't do anything except keep slurping and slurping and slurping the spaghetti and the spaghetti strand never ends and the fire creeps all around you and you can't stop slurping and you're surrounded by the fire which has consumed all the walls and all the ceiling and is now creeping across the floor but you can't stop slurping and slurping but your life is in danger but you slurp and slurp and the spaghetti just will not end...what would you do?

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falling

What if you were walking along through a wooded area on a nice spring day in the middle of April and you notice a small animal who is caught in a thorn bush. So obviously you go over, being the kind, helpful, thoughtless person you are to help this poor little woodland creature out of the snarls it has it's self in. As you walk toward the poor creature you hear the sound of rocks cracking against each other and all of a sudden you fall right through the ground into a head first dive down a long dark shaft of a pit, and you fall and fall and fall and you are dreading what will come at the end of this fall and you say your prayers and your whole life really does flash before you eyes, but you don't see anything and you keep falling and falling and falling and you are able to look up to where you fell from and you see six or seven giant boulders hurdling towards you and they get a little closer with every few minutes that pass and now you are hoping that the fall kills you instantly so you don't feel each one of the boulders hit you and crush your body into dust and you keep falling and falling and falling and falling and there is nothing you can do but fall and fall and fall yet you try to stop yourself or at least slow yourself down by reaching out for the wall but as you get closer to where you think the wall is you never touch the wall and no matter where you move to when you look up you can see those boulders barreling down towards you right above your head and you keep falling and falling and falling and the giant rocks hover waiting to pulverize your skull and you keep falling and falling and falling and falling and as you look up again you see a luminated face of a small woodland creature who suddenly gives you a gut wrenching grin bearing sharp teeth and you hear the most horrible high pitch tiny laugh you've ever heard in your life and it's eyes just stare right at you as you keep falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling...what would you do?

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drink

What if you were outside in the hot summer sun working really hard and you decided to come inside and poor yourself a nice refreshing drink. So you get out a small glass and you get out the pitcher of water and you proceed to poor yourself a drink and you notice that the glass is not getting full so you decide to just drink what is there and fill it up as far as you can again to take another drink but when you put the glass up to your mouth it is empty with no trace of having a single drop of water in it. So you set the glass down and proceed to poor some water into the glass again but the glass is still not filling up so you decide to just quickly drink what is there yet as you put the glass up to your mouth once more it is completely empty. You are scorched and need something to drink so you relentlessly try again to fill the glass with water but the glass does not fill up and you keep pouring and pouring and you get the glass close to your mouth and you quickly take a drink but there is nothing to drink so you once again try to fill the unfillable glass with water so you can quench your thirst but as you place the glass upon your lips there is no relief and the glass is still not full and you can feel the summers heat enter your house and fill the room and your mouth starts to become dry and your lips begin to chap and you need that water so you once again pour the water from the pitcher into the glass and you can see the water enter the glass and you can't see any water leave the glass but the glass just does not fill up at all so you quickly try to drink whatever may be in the glass but as you place the glass upon your dry lips no water comes out and your throat is dry and your mouth is dry and your body does not release any sweat and you try again to pour water into the cup with your tired arms and the cup never gets full and the heat is unbearable and the water won't fill the cup and your throat is drying up and your lips are dried up and your tongue is too dry for you to talk or yell for help and you try to pour that water into that cup but the water will not fill the cup and there is never any water in the cup at all when you place it upon your dried lips and the heat is rising and you can't take it any more so you pour the water into the cup but the cup doesn't get full and there is none there when you put the cup to your dry dry mouth...what would you do?

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the room

What if you were in a room that had four walls and a nice carpeted floor and a ceiling fan on the ceiling and a comfortable chair in the center of the room and on each wall there is a door. As you sit and read a nice book you hear a loved one call for a little help. So you set the book down as you get up and ask them where they are. When they reply you follow the sound of their voice and go through the door to your left only to find that you are in the same room you just walked out of, with the chair in the middle and your book right where you left it. Your loved one calls a little more urgently this time and you once again follow the sound of their voice and go through the door at the back only to find that you are entering the same exact room you just left only through a different door this time. You are puzzled and upset and you decide to retrace your foot steps and go back the way you came so you go back through the door you came from and end up in the same room once again and then you go back through the other door you came from and end up returning to the room from the first door you went through at the beginning and now you hear your loved one cry out for some help as if they are in pain and you try to follow the sound of their voice as you go through the door on the right this time only to find that you end up back in the same room you were in before once again through a different door and you hear your loved one cry out again for your help and you run through the last door only to end up where you started and your loved one cries out for your help and you hear them scream but no matter what door you go through you always end up in the same room with the same chair and your book right where you left it so you decide to move the book and run through the door to your left and you end up in the same room with your book right where you left it and you enter another door and end up in the same room and you retrace your steps and try to figure out how to get out but all you can do is dread what is happening to your loved one as they scream out for your help over and over and you run to try and save them but no matter which door you go through you always end up back in the same room and you can hear your loved ones terrible screams as they are tormented in some way you can only imagine and they scream and yell and you run and run through one door after another but you can't get out of the room so you try and calm yourself down and tell yourself not to panic as you hear your loved ones voice tremble and shriek as they call out for you to come and help them and they scream out in agony for you and you try to keep sane and figure out what happens when you walk through every door and you  trace and retrace as your loved one pains and you count and recount as your loved one screams and you go through door after door after door after door only to end up in the same room as your beloved loved one screams out in bloody murder and you begin to realize that there is nothing you can do to help them...what would you do?

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