That One Day
That one day when I went to work
A grand, nice day it was
I came upon an awful jerk
Boy I Hate Peach fuzz.
He stepped up to the counter and
He ordered a number 1
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese,
Pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.
I asked what he wanted to drink
And “soda,” he replied.
Did he want medium or large,
Or did he want super sized?
I was just about to ask him
Then he said with quite a buzz,
“I do not like green eggs and ham!”
I really hate peach fuzz.
"You did not get green eggs and ham
You got a number 1"
That is what I said to him
And he poked me with his thumb.
He yelled out for the manager
I said that I am she
And then instead of soda
I gave him an iced tea.
I do not like green eggs and ham
I really hate peach fuzz
He threw his arms up as he ran
Gee I’m glad he’s gone!