"Goodnight dear," says my mother as I tuck myself into my warm bed.
I respond with "goodnight, mom," as I close my eyes...and...get
ready to hibernate. What, don't all bears hibernate? That's what I
"Yawwn!" Morning. Time to get out of bed and go collect some nuts
and berries. That's what squirrels like to eat, right? Good! Oh
look, there's my friend. "Hey Josh," I yell! "Hey, how ya'll doin',"
he yells back! He then asks, "want to go over to my house and play
some video games?" Sounds good to me, so we hop on our bikes and
ride over to Josh's house.
When we get there we do our homework and then play a little Mario
Kart. We're riding down the street in our go-karts, passing up
Donkey Kong and slipping bananas in front of Luigi. I quickly race
to the lead. All I have to do now is get in front of Josh. I grab
the shift stick and put it in second gear. I speed up and I get
closer and closer. I hit the ramp and I'm now flying at almost 120
miles per hour now! I will show the world I have the fastest hang
glider in the world! Oh no! Josh is gaining! "Captain, we must make
the jump to light speed," I exclaim!
As we come out of light speed we encounter the evil Megalord
Joshua-9. This is not good. The captain yells to Henson, "shields
up!" Joshua-9 fires his plasma rays. Our shields are hitting
critical lows. BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ-red alert!-BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ-Shift
to auxiliary power!-BUZZ-BUZZ-CLICK! Oh! My alarm. It's morning
already? Well, time to get ready for school...Hey! This isn't my
room. Where am I...?