Psychic
Topic: sizzle
I am psychic. Don't believe me? I wouldn't either if I hadn't noticed my self doing what I'm about to do.

Hold your applause till the end, please.

I can tell what you are doing right now...

I can also tell where you are...

First I will tell you where you are...

Then I will tell you what you are doing...

....

You are there and you are reading this blog...

Freaky, huh?


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